On a roll

William BennettMichael Berubé has a very funny piece on the Values Kid. At a press conference today, Berubé reports, Bennett reversed course from his refusal on Friday to apologize for his remarks on how aborting Black babies would reduce crime. (Warning: heavy sarcasm ahead, mixed with fantasy)

Bennett closed his remarks today by asking the American people for a second chance. “One more time, double or nothing,� Bennett pleaded. “I just need one more shot. I’m not ready to cash in my chips just yet, people. Here. Let me tell you how far the crime rate would fall if we aborted babies from Spanish-speaking households. Twenty percent, I’m saying, and you give me a ten percent margin of error either way. Eighteen to twenty-two. Let it roll. All in. Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.�

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