V-R Day!

GibletsGiblets understands. Murtha, he explains, is nothing but a crybaby.

Foolish Murtha! If we leave Iraq now we will be losing right in front of the terrorists. That means Osama bin Laden will think we’re a bunch of pussies! Giblets can take a lot of insults to his dignity but he can’t take Musab al Zarqawi callin’ him chicken during Iraqi gym class ’cause John P. Murtha won’t let him fight!

The only thing to do is for America to stay the course and remain in Iraq for the next five to twelvezenteen years, until either our resources are depleted or we have been chased from the roof of the American embassy in the middle of a full-blown civil war. That is the kind of blood-curdling, explosively crippling losingdom that terrorists can stand back and admire!

Fafblog has outdone itself. (Not an easy task.)